Trigger Warning

….because I really don’t see anything funny about these t shirts:

“Will buy drinks for sex” t shirt on sale now in the latest Joe Brown’s catalogue (hat-tip to Polly)

“Dead women don’t say no” and “9 out of 10 women are battered and I’m still eatin’ mine plain” t shirts currently on sale through Shock Horror International

Potential Rapist

Rohypnol, helping twats like me have sex since 1991

STALKER I love her so she has to die!

What’s the difference between a Ferrari Enzo and 20 dead hookers? I ain’t got a Ferrari Enzo in my garage!

All available from

I still miss my ex but my aim is getting better

Available in various places, including, blue man t and

Problem Solved

Available from Cafe,, and among others.

Sometimes no means yes

On sale at Lush t

You better shut your mouth or I’m gonna fuck it

Available at, along with this

Lady Killer

and these ones for the kids:

I tore mommy a new one

Whose tit do I gotta suck to get a drink around here?