…..as we were, here’s a conversation I overheard today while waiting in a taxi queue.

Man behind me talking to someone on his mobile:

“So there’s no rooms available for tomorrow night? Na, that’s ok, I’ll just have to tell the wife she can’t have a drink, then she can drive us home….well that’s why you’ve got a wife isnt it?….Yeah, I’ll tell her: “you can have an orange juice and think yourself  lucky biatch, at least you’re getting a night out.”

Awww, makes you feel all warm and glowy inside doesn’t it?