Patsy Kensit’s belly button
Posted on February 12, 2009
Someone arrived at this blog while searching for information about “Patsy Kensit’s belly button.”
Sorry to disappoint whoever it was, but it’s a subject about which I know absolutely nothing.
If it helps though, I think I can safely say, whatever type it is, whether it’s an “innie” or an “outie”, Patsy Kensit definitely has one.
I think we can safely say also, that unless there’s been a horrible accident, it’s attached to Patsy Kensit.
Unless we have dis-embodied marauding belly-buttons on the loose; looking for drunken fluff?
I think we can safely assume that unless she’s had plastic surgery of some description (which I wouldn’t know, ‘cos I don’t know anything about Ms Kensit, apart from the fact that she was the little girl in the Birds Eye Pea advert) the belly button in question is not only attached to Patsy Kensit, it’s on Patsy Kensit’s belly.
Seriously I’m intrigued. Is there something bizarre about Patsy Kensit’s belly button? So I googled it and came up with “Patsy Kensit stabbs young lesbian in the belly”. It’s getting worse, and not only in the spelling department.
She’s about to get married to Jeremy Healy Cath, and has previously been married to Liam Gallagher, Dan Donovan and Jim Kerr. She is currently appearing in Holby City, and was previously in Emmerdale. Her wedding dress will be from Prada.
(Gosh it’s like Heat magazine, shall we talk about whether she’s got cellulite?)
Is that Jeremy Healy the same Jeremy Healy who began his career as the lead singer for the well-known early 80s band Hayzi Fantayzee?
I wonder if Patsy Kensit’s belly button knows the lyrics to John Wayne is Big Leggy….
The very same. Hayzi Fantayzee were a bit shite though.
“Hayzi Fantayzee were a bit shite though.”
I wish I could work as hard as Healy, he is an industrial complex.
I don’t know him directly, he hung ( at one time) with Boy George and possibly Andi Sex Gang, I knew people who knew him.
Boy George and Andi Sex Gang shared a flat in Warren Street, it is possible Mr. Healy was there (Warren Street) as well, not the same squat as it were.
I knew some of those people, and did the odd record etc.