Smelly dirty English women
Posted on December 14, 2008
From today’s Observer Sport:
“Also from Italy
Napoli president Aurelio De Laurentiis says English women ‘do not wash their genitalia’. De Laurentiis was reacting to four Napoli players being linked with moves to England. ‘If these players piss me off then, OK, they can piss off to England. But they need to understand this: the English live badly, eat badly and their women do not wash their genitalia. To them, a bidet is a mystery.'”
A bidet? That’s one of those things you wash your feet in isn’t it?
Italian women only need to wash their genitalia because they sleep with men like Aurelio De Laurentiis.
The bad food thing is fair comment, though.
It’s interesting how a conflict between men ends up with an insult to *their* property…sorry I mean women.
I am very puzzled by the possibly related post, which is about ‘feminine hygiene’. (Yeah I thought it was just the name Boots used for tampons). It says it is about pregnant women, but then refers to ‘changing your sanitary napkin frequently’. Que?
Anyway it’s not a good idea to keep washing one’s genitals, it’s more likely to result in an infection. I was in my doctor’s surgery last week and picked up a leaflet for rephresh.
Now a) why is my doctors allowing this crap to advertise a “vaginal health” product anyway, and b) there’s no need to keep squirting stuff round your bits.
This stuff apparently ‘eliminates vaginal odour, relieves itching and irritation and prevents and treats Bacterial Vaginosis. So does natural yoghurt actually, and it’s a hell of a lot cheaper.
I bought my house because it has a bidet. Oh, and I’m not Italian!
I thought bidets were for the back bottom rather than the front one anyways, and clean genitalia is something both sexes can achieve.
I once rented a room that came complete with a non-working bidet. The bidet was not the draw for me, I have to admit. It was very strange- why build a bidet smack bang in the middle of a bedroom? I don’t think I want to know, actually. I spent a long time thinking that maybe it could be turned into a large flowerpot, but never got around to acting upon that idea.
A few weeks ago I would have probably wondered the same Laurelin, why build a bidet in the middle of a bedroom, but that was before I saw some of the search terms that have brought people to this blog…..
Come to think of it, the bidet was installed in front of a full length mirror…. *shudder*
I did a search on “smelly women” on a tired Friday evening before heading off home. And it took me straight here.
That aside, I guess bad food and smelly body parts are linked.