From today’s Observer Sport:

Also from Italy

Napoli president Aurelio De Laurentiis says English women ‘do not wash their genitalia’. De Laurentiis was reacting to four Napoli players being linked with moves to England. ‘If these players piss me off then, OK, they can piss off to England. But they need to understand this: the English live badly, eat badly and their women do not wash their genitalia. To them, a bidet is a mystery.'”

A bidet? That’s one of those things you wash your feet in isn’t it?

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